Laid P.3 Cock Ring

Representing some of the very best in new sex toy design, Laid is a new Norway-based company from whom we're expecting great things; be among the first to get on board! - Babeland

Packaging:   In the mail was a classy and luxurious looking white box which held the Laid P.3 Cock Ring in a foam piece.  You take the foam piece out and behind that was the user manual and a sample size of Water Based Lube.

How to Use:  You're suppose to lube the Laid P.3 Cock Ring on the inside as well as his cock before a hard on but we're talking a horny man so more than likely, he already has a hard on. This is fine because I just lubed up my husbands cock as well as the Laid P.3 Cock Ring and it worked out just fine.  Once its slipped onto the very bottom of the shaft of the penis, you can position the chubby part on top of the cock or on the underside by the balls.  The Laid P.3 Cock Ring aids in a longer & harder erection.  My husband says he didn't notice much of a difference in use.  He did have a longer to keep erection, but I don't see how much harder he can get.  He's young and fresh, so a softer hard on is impossible.  For my side, while my husband was jamming inside of me, I can feel the chubby part hit against my perineum.
Please, never leave the Laid P.3 Cock Ring {or any other cock ring} on for more than 20 minutes.  You might end up with some troubles.  The longest my husband wore this was 15 minutes.  

Type of Lube:  Water based lube is the ONLY lube you should use with the Laid P.3 Cock Ring.  This cock ring came with a sample size of water based lube already in the back of the foam insert.  The lube is enough to last us about 7 uses.

Materials:  Silky Soft Silicone Cock Ring?  Oh yes!  The feel is so luxurious!  I had never felt anything so amazing wrapped around my husbands penis.  The material is slightly stretchy, as in ... about 1/2 inch give. The only downfall with silicone is, it grabs onto dust and hair!  I took the Laid P.3 Cock Ring out of his box and about 3 minutes later, it trapped in dust.  Maybe our place is oober fucking dusty or something, so I won't blame it on the cock ring.  Because, if you read about Silicone, its not suppose to grab onto dust at all.  Maybe I better send my naked husband around the house with a duster.  mmmmmmmm ...

Cleaning / Care:  Since the Laid P.3 Cock Ring is made out of Silicone, you're better off using a sex toy cleaner or water / antibacterial soap.  You can also boil it in water for 3 minutes or toss it on the top rack of the dish washer.  So easy to care for!  After you're done using, you can put it right back in the box that came with the cock ring.

Scent / Taste:  There is zero scent or taste.

Weight / Size:   At 2 1/2" tall and 2" wide {outside diameter}, this is a pretty small toy.  The inside diameter where the cock slips through is 1 1/2".  Like I said, the silicone is slightly stretchy at about 1/2", giving the diameter about 2".  My husband's penis girth is pretty wide so only his cock fit through the ring.  We tried to somehow manage slipping his balls through but it wasn't a good idea.  For some men, that might be an okay idea?  It depends on your girth.

Price:  $31.00 and you can get Blue & Currant.  Wait, what color is Currant?  Like a really dark red or purple?  Oh now that would of been really sexy! I might need to order another one just to own Currant!

Rating:  4/5  I love this cock ring!  It won't be the first one we gravitate towards though because we love lots of vibrating toys.  But, as far as price, care, feel, looks and luxury ... I give the Laid P.3 Cock Ring a spot high on my list of favorite cock rings! I love how its stretchy enough to fit tight, but not loose enough where it just falls off.

Where to Buy:  Babeland.  This Laid P.3 Cock Ring has a 1 yr. warranty against breakage and defects.  Honestly, this is so well made and sturdy that I can see a 10 yr. warranty and it would still be in perfect condition!

How much does your man / yourself love cock rings?  What are your favorite kinds?  Any features that are a must have?  

Perfect G Spot Vibrator - Nubby G

Packaging:  The Babeland Nubby G Vibrator came in a clear, plastic casing.  You can defiantly see what is inside.  However, the packaging itself was pretty discreet as far as imaging.  There was no wide open vagina or stripper tattooed all over the place, which would be pretty cool if you ask me! 

Batteries are used for this vibe, but you have to provide them yourself (AA's).  Like usual.  I had never came across a toy YET that came with batteries.  

Who can use:  Apparently the Babeland Nubby G Vibrator has the "G" tossed in there because it is known to give you a GREAT G-Spot Orgasm (okay, I lie. Babeland said that the G stands for Genius but I like the g-spot idea better!).  Its been known to have first time squirters, well .. squirt.  I would say that any beginner would enjoy this toy.  Either for g-spot orgasms &/or achieving the squirting technique.  I however, can not say that I achieved squirting ... YET, but I vow to get the Babeland Nubby G Vibrator to get me to squirt.  However, the g-spot orgasm was pretty insane! The Babeland Nubby G Vibrator was pretty easy to insert to hit the g-spot as a beginner as it pretty much, glided in.  As an advanced user, I would say this vibe would be pretty much a go-to as well. 

Pushing aside levels of users, I pretty much used this in a solo session.  You can, however use this with your partner.  I can imagine us going to anal sex while working the g-spot at the same time.  But, I'm more on the "solo session" part of the fence. 

Functions:  There is a "nubby ring" on the bottom portion of the Babeland Nubby G Vibrator that is suppose to hug your ass hole and clit area while this vibe is inserted.  You're suppose to rock back and forth with the Babeland Nubby G Vibrator so that you can get the proper stimulation.  I, however, did not get to feel the asshole and clit stimulation at the same time that the Babeland Nubby G Vibrator was rubbing my g-spot.  =/  Maybe my ass was too big?  Maybe my clit is too far up?  Or else maybe I was enjoying the g-spot orgasm's too much to even notice!?  

Now we go on to actually turning this vibe on!  There is an incredibly easy twisty / textured (for lubed up / wet fingers purpose).  There is zero fuss with turning the control from low to high.  

Materials:   TPR Plastic: Thermoplastic Rubber.  It's phthalate-free, easily washed, supple, and pliable to the touch. 

Size:   At 4-1/2" x 1-3/8", the Babeland Nubby G Vibrator fits perfect in your hands! 

Colors:  There is only blue, but who cares!  This Blue is so pretty, it makes my vagina pretty happy =]

How to clean / care:  I just use water / soap or an antibacterial toy cleaner.  Since the material is made up of TPR, you cannot toss this in the dishwasher to sanitize.  As far as caring during use,  I would use a water based Lube

Waterproof:  Yes, This vibrator is for sure, waterproof. 

Vibrations:  4/5.  Upon achieving an orgasm, the full speed of vibrations is enough to get me off.  I do wish that the vibrations were a little stronger but I can say that HIGH did its job the way it was suppose to.

Noise:  3/5  Oh gah.  The Nubby G is loud, in my opinion.  When turning it on, I feel like I want to just squeeze the shit outta the thing just to shut it up.  But, the noise factor under lots of sheets, inside the vagina and in the water is pretty low to where nobody can hear if they're on the other side of the door.  But, if lying next to my husband while he's sleeping and I use this to play, I will for sure wake him. 

Price:  $25.00 at Babeland

Rating:  4/5  Almost perfect!! I think the only thing that gets me, is the nubby ring on the bottom portion not hugging where its suppose to on me, particularly.  Thank god that this vibrator is so fucking awesome enough that I can get off on the g-spot stimulation alone!

Do you remember the first time you used a g-spot toy?  What was it that you used?  Was it the perfect g-spot vibe? 

The Groove Anal Probe

Thanks to Eden Fantasy's, I received an anal probe; The Groove by Doc Johnson, in Grey.

Packaging: The Groove by Doc Johnson came in a clear plastic casing. Very easy to open up. The packaging is somewhat discreet. If you had no idea what the hell an anal probe is, what it looked like, or the like, someone might look at this anal probe and think it were something else. Not too sure what they would think The Groove was, but it doesn't scream all over the packaging, "YO HEY! I LOVE YOUR ASS HOLE!"

Materials: The Groove is made up of hypoallergenic silicone & is completely 100% safe to use! I love the silicone because it does NOT hold onto dust, hair, dirt, lint, etc ...

Scent: Yes, I smell things. Even sex toys. I had to actually put my nose up to The Groove and smell. There was a slight hint of scent, but nothing unpleasant at all. When removed from the sniffing action and just, I suppose, looking at The Groove, there is zero scent. While playing with The Groove, I could smell nothing at all.

How to Use: There are no special instructions to use The Groove. Apply water based lube, slowly insert the first bead while relaxed, slowly insert up to another bead / bump, pull out, insert, etc ... enjoy! Sounds like a commercial but honestly, you have to concentrate on the bending of the anal probe.  I thoroughly enjoyed The Groove by myself at first to get used to it.  Then we added this anal probe into mine and my husbands foreplay and during sex.  I didn't use The Groove on my husband but I have to slowly get him into using anal probes on himself.

Usage level: The Groove is an anal probe aimed at both beginners and advanced users. Beginner users because there are no special curves or scary points. The hard part of The Groove for a beginner would be, that this anal probe is very bendy.  Not soft and squishy, but it was hard to navigate to the ass hole at first if you had no idea what you're doing (note; slippery + bendy). Especially with water based lubrication all over The Groove, lots of slippery action, it was a fair difficulty level to relax.

But, on the bright side, once you inserted the first bead, it was very easy to insert another bead plus more to your comfortableness level. There was an easy to navigate, & easy transition from bead to bead.

I also say an advanced user could have fun with The Groove because this anal probe is pretty large after you insert the first few beads.

Texture: The beads / bumps go from small to large as you go down the length of The Groove. Upon insertion and pulling out, the sensation is amazing! The beads are more on the larger side of what I am used to and I love that! I can actually feel how amazing anal sex can be! The beads are so smooth and easy to insert once you get a hang of it and you're relaxed. The texture is very enjoyable.

Lube used: We used Water Based lube and that is the only kind you can use with silicone toys. Please use water based because any other lube will eat away at the Silicone and you don't want any beads stuck in your ass. Seriously, its not a joke. Its my biggest fear!

Washing: You can boil The Groove for 3 minutes in a pot of water, toss it on the top rack of your dishwasher or, if you're like me, just use a typical Toy Cleaner.

Waterproof: Of course this anal probe is waterproof, considering it allows no batteries.  I can't see myself using this in the bathtub though, alone.  Maybe a little shower sex with the husband and The Groove is in order next!

Size: 7" tall with an insertable lenth of 6". At 6.5 oz, this toy is pretty light in weight.

Available Colors: Grey & Blue. The Grey has little specks of blue glitter. So pretty!

The blue, I only seen online at Eden Fantasy's, but it looks like a very bright, pretty blue.

Rating: 4/5. As a beginner in the anal sex department, I had a hard time at first inserting the first bead inside. After a while, I could only insert up to the third bead because the anal probe was starting to get uncomfortable if I inserted anymore. Once I relax more and get more comfortable in anal sex / anal toys, I'm very sure I can insert The Groove all the way in.

Price: $19.99

Where to buy: Eden Fantasy's

If you have anal toys, do you remember your first anal toy?  What was it?  Do you still have it / use it?  If you purchased The Groove, what color would suit your toy box?  

Thank you to Eden Fantasys, who sent me a product to review in exchange with my honest opinion.  My views reflect my opinion and may be different than your own.

Edible Body Chocolate!!

I received a 2oz jar of Babeland Edible Body Chocolate for review.  My first instinct was to take in a tiny bit and do a taste test.  The first thing I noticed was coconut & vanilla and it reminded me of my all time favorite candy bar, Mounds.  *drools*  My husband had to take this jar away from me before I would eat it all!!! This stuff isn't like the cheap crap I have used in the past that fucking sucks! The stuff I had used before would come out watery and taste like shitty old dollar store candy.  I'll take a Mounds anytime of the day.  My husband isn't a fan of this but he didn't lick it off of me =]

Use:  We don't have any "brushes" to apply this with so I used my fingers to apply to my husband.  With our hot steamy bodies, I took my finger and mixed around the chocolate.  Applied to desired areas to "eat" and thoroughly enjoyed.  =]  The edible body chocolate spread on smoothly and easily.  It did not trickle down his body like something watery.  This was a sensual experience for us and we will be needing the 4oz jar soon enough!

Ingredients:  Sugar, Organic Cocoa Powder, Safflower Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Cocoa Butter, Vanilla.
Since everything is so sexually delicious,  this Edible Body Chocolate has a shelf life of 18 months.  But who in their right mind will take 18 months to use this addicting organic, vegan, dark chocolate love spread?

Price:  2oz -  $12
4oz -  $22
It seems pretty spendy.  I can just imagine melting some chocolate and using it in that way.  But I don't have time for that.  Plus the packaging is super mysteriously sexy in a way.  Melting chocolate in the microwave is not sexy for me and I'm sure a plain candy bar will get hard after a minute.  The Babeland Edible Body Chocolate obviously stays smooth and creamy and will not dry out.  Hence the $$.  Plus, you won't need the whole jar.  The 2oz jar will last us about a month OR more!  Totally worth the money =]

Rating:  5/5

Where to Buy:  Babeland

I have to mention ... This would be the PERFECT GIFT to give at a bachelorette party!! Now that its wedding season, there will be lots of opportunities for us ladies to attend our friends'/ family bachelorette parties.  This is a MUST HAVE!!! I would defiantly buy this as a gift for a family member.  I think its discreet enough to show off <3

Tristan Taormino's Rough Sex 3: Adrianna's Dangerous Mind DVD

I will admit.  Not a fan of porn.  =/  They're all the same shit, different people.  Suck dick for 15 mins, gag, fuck in one position ... or maybe 3 ... for 45 minutes, dick cums in her mouth.  Yanno ... something like that.  You get it.  My husband and I typically shut the porns off within 10 minutes after we skip through with the dick sucking and gagging.  I thought all porns were like this. Apparently not ...
I received Tristan Taormino's Rough Sex 3: Adrianna's Dangerous Mind DVD in the mail from Babeland for review.  I have to admit,  I was hesitant.  It took me a few days to pop the DVD in but I'm glad we did =]  This DVD features Adrianna Nichole, who has many fantasies.  She wants to act them out with different partners.  Adrianna hand picked several partners and each scene featured someone & something new.  Adrianna included some toys, many positions, bondage, role playing & MORE!  Literally, I could not keep my eyes off of the screen!  My husband and I sat there and we soaked in all the sexyness and each night we acted out to the scene our own way.  It was something completely different & I found different ways to play with our toys, as well as different positions.
Honestly,  this is a porno DVD (do people even say Porno anymore?) that I would love to have many series on.  This was the first Porn DVD in 8+ years that I was completely interested in & actually took to the activities.
I'm sure you'll want to check out this DVD as well!  Its more like a "home movie".  The "actors" seem very comfortable and not like they're acting.  It doesn't remind me of a cheap trashy film at all!!! I even love at the beginning of each "scene", there is an interview between Adrianna Nichole & her "partner" for the following scene as to why Adrianna chose this partner and what fantasy they will be acting out.  We did find that the interviews got to be too lengthy so we pretty much started to skip past the interviews to get right to the "good" sex.
So there you go sexy bitches.  Go to Babeland and check out Tristan Taormino's Rough Sex 3: Adrianna's Dangerous Mind DVD.  I'm 100% certain you won't be disappointed. =]

Rating:  5/5

Price:  $34.99

Where to Buy:  Babeland

Do you enjoy watching Porn?  Do you mostly watch it privately or with your partner?  How HUGE or small is your collection?  What is your favorite Porn? 

mmmmmmm ... Arousal Gel

Let your healthy well-being, beautiful intimacy & blissful pleasure blossom.  

I have a few brands of Arousal Gels at home.  I have tried them & meh.  I didn't feel a thing.  Nothing seemed to happen to me.  I'd get frustrated thinking that either I suck or companies sell these damn things to rip us off.  I decided to try just one more brand of Arousal Gel & if this bitch wasn't going to work ... fuck it!  Well, needless to say,  I kicked myself in my ass and now ... I have an arousal gel that works for me!  Hats ... er, I mean, Pants off to Blossom Organics Pure Pleasure Arousal Gel which was formulated by a woman, for us woman.  pH Balanced to mimic a woman's natural chemistry too!

I got this gel about a month ago.  Actually, close to a few weeks ago.  I was so excited to try it.  I am a breastfeeding mama.  Lets just say, most of us breastfeeding mama's loose our wetness factor in the panties.  If you want to research that, go right ahead.  We're not talking about that here ... but believe me.  Its hard to get wet and aroused.  

I decided to challenge myself.  I wasn't in the mood but felt the desire to just ... try this Blossom Organics Arousal Gel.  I pumped about 2 squirts onto my fingers and applied on the clit.  Immediately I felt a warming sensation like no other!  It was tingly, warm and sensual at the same time.  Now, I don't know if it was the gel itself or me getting wet like a super soaker ... but I immediately  felt aroused!  I could feel the sensations in my clit pulsate with desire from this gel! 

Let me show you that this does indeed work! 

Yes, I'm a white ass bitch.  I applied the Blossom Organics Pure Pleasure Arousal Gel on my hand and it was slick, slippery, watery and immediately I could feel the "heat" of it working.   It burned, but not like, "holy fucking shit my vagina is on fire!"  But the gel had a subtle heated burn.  This lasted on my hand for about 15 minutes, which is a good amount of time for average use anyways.  

The color of Blossom Organics Pure Pleasure Arousal Gel is clear.  When I smelled the applied gel, it has a slight minty burn smell.  But, nothing too "out there".  I actually like the smell!! LOL.  The taste, oh please.  Its not pleasant.  But you're not suppose to lick it anyways!!!  

Let desire blossom into elation ....

Packaging:  The Blossom Organics Pure Pleasure Arousal Gel came in a perfect size box.  Nothing too exciting.  Although, I adored the flowers =]

Size:   .75 oz  But with using 2 or 3 pumps, this will last you a VERY ... LONG ... TIME.  After a few weeks of using this as much as possible, it looks like we hardly even tapped into the bottle.  

Use:  Pump 2 or more drops onto your fingers and apply to the outside of the clit.  

Features:  Latex friendly & Water Based.  100% Free of harsh Ingredients.  Formulated without parabens, petrochemicals, silicones, alcohol, hormones, artificial dyes, flavorings or fragrances.  

Travel Talk:  I would travel with this Blossom Organics Gel.  The bottle is a thick plastic that I wouldn't worry about getting squashed or broken.  The lid snaps on perfect so I wouldn't worry about leaks what so ever.  

Price:  $18.00

Score and Re-Purchase:  5/5.   I would re-purchase.  This is totally worth the $18.  It will last for a very long time and it gets the job done!  

Where to Buy:  Babeland

Do YOU or your Partner use Arousal Gel?  If so, what kind / brand do you use?  How do you feel about it? 

I received a free full sized sample of this product specifically for this review thanks to Babeland.  My views on this product are 100% my own honest opinion.